QWERTY Punch

The action of punching an office work colleague in the back of the head with such force that they headbutt their keyboard leaving the "QWERTY" keys imprinted on their forehead

I overheard a colleague stating they would "Rip my work to shreds" so I QWERTY punched that bitch.

by cheesesliceking September 24, 2009

Gazelle Punch

One of Ippo's most destructive punches. It is like a uppercut except you first lower your body then spring up like a gazelle, hence the name. One Gazelle Punch to the jaw/stomach could bring down even the toughest boxer.

Ippo just KOed Vorg with a Gazelle Punch!!

by tensais January 25, 2004

Kidney Punch

To punch someone in the kidneys. Hurts like a bitch, and often results in pissing blood for an extended period of time.

Man, my brothers friend kidney punched me once, and I was pissing blood for a week!

by Shinigami Love June 16, 2006

weiner-punch

A strong punch to the weiner. Usually quick and forceful.

Guy1: He took my lunch money!
Guy2: Don't worry I'll give him a weiner-punch.

by Dixy Normis May 6, 2008

palsy punch

Term coined by comedian Josh Blue. It's a punch that:

1. You don't know where it's coming from, and
2. Neither does he.

He may have cerebral palsy, but his palsy punch takes out anyone who messes with him and the eight surrounding people too.

by D. A. Campbell August 6, 2008

hole-punch the vcard

lose one's virginity.

dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.

by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008

Club Punch

Occurs after a heated discussion or argument appears to be resolved in a nightclub. One of said participants in argument proceeds to track down antagonist and catch him off guard, punch him in the face, then exit the club before the victim realizes what happened.

Person 1: Man, what the fuck just happened?

Person 2: That dude was talking some shit earlier, so I caught him with a Club Punch!

Person 1: Sweet man, now let's get up on some ass!

by nextmanniefresh December 22, 2008