Pukey

What a peen goes inside of.

Girl: "do you like my pukey"
Guy: "yes imma put my peen in it"

by TheAwesomeTrueWriters July 9, 2019

pukecumber

When a girl is giving you a blow job and is cutting down on calories but she pukes on the dick due to the gag reflex. The lubricant introduced is called the pukecumber.

Amber gave me that sick pukecumber last night. It was so good I hit her with a lazy leopard.

by Fuckery duckery doo May 27, 2019

puke grenade

When your trying to be a bad ass, and drink so much alcohol you projectile vomit.
Also, You're a wingman on a date, and your job is to lay on the grenade, meaning take one for the team, meaning date the not so hot friend, and you drink so much to make it happen, you accidentally puke on them.
Also the name of a DJ in Florida named Puke Grenade.

Dude, quit trying to show off. You're gonna puke grenade everyone.

by Jizzonyourmomstits May 31, 2019

Pukakke

When several Pancakes ejaculate maple syrup on ones face.

Eugene from Wal-mart: "Every time I make breakfast I make sure I get a lot of Pukakke"
Hugert from Wal-mart: "Bro what the fuck"

by Poopooheadman September 18, 2019

puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

Puke-apotamus

Throwing up so heavily, it looks like a hippo is puking.

Oh my gosh, I think this puke-apotamus is going to overflow the toilet.

by WhollyFit February 26, 2020

puke stick

Small penis, especially as used by a talented dominatrix or humiliatrix.

"When was the last time your puke stick discharged?

by Epic R. Guy December 16, 2019