Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.

My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.

by Goofytits May 10, 2015

Porktop

When your girl gives you a sloppy top and as she is doing so, she gurgles your dick like the sound of a pig.

Damn johnny, sally know how to give a mean porktop.

by Professorshlongdong March 7, 2017

Pordoula

Greek word, diminutive of pordi( fart )
Basically,a sweet way to say klania

Mwro m mhn rixeis allh pordoula katw apo to paplwma...mpouxtisa
(Babe do not fart under the quilt...i just cant anymore )

by KOURADI March 13, 2018

Porno Projectile

Squirting on the next level.

“Looking at Jia Ming gave me a Porno Projectile.”

by LucasAK June 7, 2018

Pootootle

An empty toilet paper roll.

I was at my buddy's house and went to drop a massive Taco Bell deuce, and that asshole had left a pootootle with no backup roll!

by HelloMyNameIsCoinslot July 5, 2018

Porno Protocol

The plan set in motion when you back out a group chat by getting one other person to send porn/ nudity as a coverup for you leaving

Ethan initiate the porno protocol now!!!!

by YEETOMYMEATO January 19, 2020

pontoon

An expletive which can replace harsher curse words but is intended to have a greater impact.

oh PONTOON!

by yur.mom April 7, 2020