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Plug 'n' Pray

noun
When your weed stash is drier than a nun's panties and you're too broke—or too baked—to re-up, so you cram the last sad scraps into the bowl, top it off with whatever shitty tobacco you scrounged from a half-smoked cig, and light it like you're asking Jesus for forgiveness.

verb
To Plug and Pray: the act of desperately packing a bowl with tobacco over a ghost of green, then inhaling like you're trying to summon a spirit instead of just nicotine and disappointment.

Origin:
Born in basements and college dorms where hope dies faster than a joint in the wind. First recorded when some dude named Chad realized his life was basically a series of bad decisions held together by lint and lighter fluid.

Related terms:

The Ash Tray Special
Bong-ocide
Tobacco Taint (but fuck that, we're not calling it that)
Yo, we ran out at 2 a.m., so I just Plug 'n' Pray'd with my brother's Marlboro butts. Tasted like ass and cancer, but hey—got me through the night.
by Hurdgeyou March 18, 2026
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Slap my ass and call me porky

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer
by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022
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Slap my ass and call me porky

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya
by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022
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What I call homonoids who are addicted to axolotls who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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Eat, Pray, Loving

The act of traveling alone to another country on a whim to find oneself, especially after going through a difficult time. Normally associated with pictures posted all over on Facebook of everything they eat and see while abroad.
Person 1: “Have you heard from Mike since he got fired?”

Person 2: “From his Facebook story it looks like he’s been Eat, Pray, Loving around Montréal.”

Person 1: “Oh dear. Well at least he can collect unemployment
by SomethingThatIsNotInUse June 3, 2023
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This very obnoxious term is used to describe a g-mod (Garry's mod) creation which is skibidi toilet, while also combining a lot of brain rot terms which children usually find amusing, and fun to watch.
Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz! (About G-mod)
by KAN3AN June 9, 2024
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