period talk

(N) the self-depricating garbage that comes out of a woman's mouth when she's about to have her period.

any language spoken either outwardly, or internally, which deems the speaker unworthy, friendless, ugly, fat, or in anyway abnormal 2-3 days of the month, on a regular basis.

(n) Your period talk is really bringing me down. Why don't you go have a pint of hagen daz or something?

alt. What? Of course I'm your friend! Of course you aren't fat! Of course we aren't avoiding you! That's just period talk.

by britespotshope March 17, 2010

period stephanie

Some weird ghetto word that @fwoasis said to Monica because she was tired of hearing “period Pooh” DUMB BITCHES but anyway this word is used for telling bitches that you with the shitz

Becka: “he-made my pussy pop”
Jessie: “omg period Stephanie “

by OASIS HOES June 5, 2019

period poop

When a guy takes a shit so rank that when he goes to wipe his ass he finds blood.

I just took a rank and bloody period poop just now. To women everywhere I salute you...

by wytch June 22, 2012

Period Slap

When one person (male or female) slaps a woman with a (non-used) tampon or maxi pad, as an insult.

Mary was angry at Christina so she slapped her in the face with a pad... boy was that one hell of a period slap!

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole June 5, 2010

Period week

The week your girl sends nudes and gives you blow jobs

I hate but love period week

by MandimeEaglepower November 9, 2014

Period Fuck

Romantically/passionately kissing a girl instead of fucking because it's her time of the month.

Girl: "No sex tonight, but we can period fuck."

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Friend: "Hey, did you go all the way with Emily last night?"
Guy: "Nah, it was her time of the month, so we just period fucked."

by Saisyuu December 15, 2011

Period Parfait

1) A parfait that uses yogurt and period blood/juices instead of fruit
2) A great tasting beverage that is a mixture of cranberry juice red bull and vodka. Usually ordered as two separate drinks (redbull and vodka and cranberry and vodka) then drank at the same time.

"That bitch is soo gross she resembles a period parfait" or "Hey bartender, get me a Period Parfait!"

by Liam Loughlin May 2, 2006