pant moustache

Muff spillage. Not so much down the leg as over the waistband. Unruly fanny wire.

"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

baggy-pants

an archaic term meaning to either a) leave ones computer terminal unlocked and unattended, or b) let a usenet group know that someone has left their terminal unattended by posting a message proclaiming that they wear baggy pants.

sense a)
"I baggy-pantsed the other day (as i am a useless M$ windows user) and someone wiped out my work"

sense b) posted on a usenet group -
"hello my name is useless windows user and i waer baggy pants"

by obi1666 February 19, 2003

pants monster

a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.

Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.

by Al March 29, 2005

shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle July 13, 2016

Pants or shorts

A fun game to play in any area with black people in which you must try to guess if the black person is wearing either pants or shorts.

Joe: Hey steve is that smoke stack wearing pants or shorts?

Steve: Well they are to his ankles but his ass is hanging out all over the place, I'm gunna go shorts.

by Feltronix March 30, 2009

crap pants

to lose control of your bowels and fill your pants up with shit. Or a name of a certain pinnacle c.c. pro.

Brian: Dude you fuckin stink, you got crap pants?
Tom: No, that fuckin pro shit himself again.

by da p September 25, 2005

cardboard pants

when somebody is wearing pants which are cardboard in colour, usually tight, stiff and could also have a pinstripe.

hey did you see those cardboard pants?
yeah where did he get those, value village?

by mrizack August 2, 2010