panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 14, 2021

panic dropping

Freaking out after an exam, thinking you did badly, that you immediately drop the class, only to regret it after.

I didn't realize there was a back to the exam until after I left, so I ran to my advisor and ended up panic dropping the class.

by zap228 October 02, 2013

Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.

"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."

by Zachschway May 27, 2018

Panic Dogging

What every dogger did the night before lockdown, panicking they won't be able to do it for a while.

Where's Jim tonight? I thought he'd be here for pre-lockdown drinks?

Ah, he's out panic dogging so he can get as much in as possible before everyone is dogging online.

by Top Dogger April 23, 2020

Panic attack

Uh oh scary

Karen had a panic attack when she found out SHE was the manager

by Heyghouls November 03, 2019

Panic Prone

Unable To Feel Panic.

(Prone To Panicking. Being Panic Prone.)

by OohAahh January 01, 2010

Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.

Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!

by El Georgio December 13, 2018