Pole scrubbing mustache

A mustache most commonly found on leather boys,i.e. Tom of Finnland. Must be large bushy and over the lip so that it scrubs the partners pole.

I dont know if Wilford Brimley is gay or not, I'm just saying he's got a pole scrubbing mustache.

by Brett Bennetts January 31, 2009

poleman

A shameless man or boy who doesn't care if people notice his erection

Thats a true poleman. He had a huge boner if front of his mom and didn't even hide it.

by tory borty December 24, 2012

Polendris

He is the master genius and he will take over the world! Watch out kids he will be coming soon...

Polendris will murder us all!

by Polendris September 10, 2015

curtain pole

A mans penis that looks like a curtain pole. Long and VERY thin! Very easy to clean = No nob cheese!! Prefible to the fat lady! Not very pleasurable!

Ha! your dick it like a curtain pole!! You must not get any sex!!

by Amie.lee.murphy. + Co.(ali,Jazz+becki) November 24, 2007

totem pole sisters

two girls who share or have shared the same sexual partner

Girl 1: I had sex with Brad last night!
Girl 2: Wait...so did I.
Girl 1: I guess that makes us totem pole sisters!

by Brad the Dick April 14, 2014

South Pole Rocket Pop

When you cum in an ice cold bitch and your dick becomes covered in frozen blood and cum with a hint of blue at the base due to frostbite from her frigid fuckhole. Now, your penis resembles the classic American treat “Rocket Pop”

“Bro every time I fucked my Ex it always ended with a South Pole Rocket Pop.”

by Jae.Bort August 8, 2019

mato on a cane pole

referring to a penis with a big head and long skinny shaft

That boy has a mato on a cane pole

by carriekid1 September 3, 2010