Positive Male Role Model 

A man who shares wisdom as a mentor to others who need guidance.

Without having a positive male role model, people will seek validation from powerful male figures throughout their lives and never know why.

Positive Male Role Model by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Post-Coitus Mortis 

The phase after climax in intercourse where a person becomes completely incapacitated after coitus.

"Hey babe, can you go make some coffee?"
"Can't. I have Post-Coitus Mortis."

Post-Coitus Mortis by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021

college poses 

Completely unatural poses that make you appear smaller/skinnier or better looking, stolen from the movie superbad

90% of myspace default pictures feature college poses.

college poses by cute.fatty June 7, 2009

Steady posted 

NOUN, A term used to describe how hard you are chillin. When steady posting one is usually standing with their arms folded and a mad look on their face.

The most common way to leave a steady post would be if the police roll up and one must dip out.

Bryant and his friends are steady posted at Tacobell right now.

Steady posted by irideabmx November 19, 2009

Serial Poster

A "Serial Poster" is typically a Facebook addict and a narcissist who compulsively will add a new post about their self every hour or less. This is for the purpose of validating their own importance to a dwindling audience who is increasingly censoring them as their enthusiasm fades away with each new self absorbed post. The Serial Poster also will have a core group 3-6 unconditional fans who will "Like" indiscriminately each post that is made regardless of it's pertinence or relevance to their own opinions.

Everyone is sick of your self absorbed posts, you have become a serial poster.

Serial Poster by Ben Morgasm June 22, 2014

tortoise position 

A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.

I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell

tortoise position by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017

todd posting

On various websites and image boards, the act of posting a Picture of Todd Howard and telling people to buy Skyrim and Fallout 76, possibly threatening them to do so

Hey guys it's me Todd Howard, i was just making sure that all of you have preordered Fallout 76...No? *pulls out handgun* you feeling lucky, punk? No this is really me, i am not Todd Posting.

todd posting by Literally Braindead June 16, 2018