poopsicle

n. poop that has turned into a solid frozen mass, irrespective of the manner in which it was frozen.

OMG Becky, I totally stepped on your dog's poopsicle!

by StiffieBeans August 28, 2013

Poopsicle

When dropping a duece, and you feel it getting muddy,
Run to the freezer, and fill an ice-tray buddy.

Do not forget to add popsicle sticks for effect before freezing. (serves 2-4)

(also refer to Ass Gremlin)

"Dad, the ice-cream man is outside. May i have 50 cents,"
Said Jimmy
"Yah me too," chimed Molly

"Hahahaha, But Kids, I made fresh Poopsicles last night!" replied dad.

"Yaaaaaayyyyyyy" ; they shouted in unison. "you're the best Dad"

by Zachary Allen November 12, 2008

poopsicle

a piece of poop covered in ice

by josh April 23, 2003

Bloody Tampon Popcicle

See Bloody Tampon

A bloody tampon stored at 0 degrees Celsius for a year, which makes it form in large clumps.

Gonna eat that?

No, you can have it.

by CharlesManson October 20, 2003

Poopsicle

noun; taken from the old english ATM (ass to mouth). A poopsicle is the shit covered dick that is the by-product of ATM.

After recieving anal, Johnny gave Betty a Poopsicle.

by seers April 18, 2009

poosicle

(Noun)
Something that is given to a person under the guise of beneficence, but is actually quite unpleasant.

"Geoff gave me a poosicle of a birthday present this year: the latest Britney Spears album."

by DMS April 8, 2005

poopsicle

Something or someone annoying, aggravating, or depressing.

"Why are you being so poopsicle right now?" "Patrick is so poopsicle - I don't ever want to see him again"

by jjlefty August 10, 2008