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pimp assist [wingman]

the action performed by a wingman, by his very nature. Assisting a male companion in getting some by performing any number of selfless acts.
"Hey man. I've got this date with that hot chick downstairs, but she wants to take her ugly roommate along! Think you could pimp assist me on this one?"
by The VK August 5, 2004
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pimp leash

a leash that a pimp puts on his ho.
"ho! imma get you a pimp leash cause your always runnin away to work that otha pimp, alabaster jones."
by sweet1xxoo November 13, 2007
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Pimp Grade

The highest quality; pemium; top-drawer
I think Miss Virginia should have won the pageant. Not only was she gorgeous, smart and talented...she had a Pimp Grade ass! For my money, no other State came close.
by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2021
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pimp button

Button on your cell phone that ignores an incoming call.
My girlfriend kept calling me when I was out with my side action, but I used the pimp button every time.
by mister delicious July 24, 2007
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Pimp hand

Having a nearly immeasurable ability to keep people in line by the merely presenting the back of your hand.
by Tommy High Fives June 28, 2010
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pimp field

A hardcore pimp can generate a pimp field, an incredible invisible field similar to magnetic fields but much stronger. The strength of these fields vary with the power of the pimp.

Generation of a pimp field is automatic and does not require any effort from the hardcore pimp.

While automatic, the pimp field is exponentially proportional to the pimp's skill, mental acuity, contentment, and spirit. It decreases directly proportionally to the amount of softcore actions that they commit (pimping "hoes", gaining wealth, moral decay)

Master hardcore pimps have been known to generate pimp fields that extend from pole to pole on the Earth.
Shiznit! The hardcore pimp got one tight-ass pimpin' pimp field! Ain't no superman gonna fly through it!
by Pimp Daddy O February 2, 2004
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Pimp Tax

The extra money given to fellow pimps when payment to them is due as a sign of respect and allegiance. Commonly used in board games where money is involved.
Originated from the shire of Shrop by a skinny badman.
Whilst playing monoplay:
Pimp 1: "aww man, I just landed on mayfair"
Pimp 2: "don't forget to pay me pimp tax too"

A while later:
Faggot 1: "ahh shit, I'm broke"
Pimps : "ahahahaha, should of paid Pimp Tax Noob!"
by RiskyNanaMan December 19, 2010
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