Athens, Pennsylvania

A small town where all there is fun to do is drugs and your uncle is also your cousin.

Welcome to Athens, Pennsylvania. Athens, Pennsylvania is a small place that no one ever goes.

by A.D.Omy January 13, 2018

penny

Name of that stupid blonde girl from the Inspector Gadget cartoons who gets kidnapped every single damn day. Her dog, Brain, always seems to come to her rescue. The lucky bitch is also the proud owner of a tablet PC, disguised as an encyclopedia.

My theory is that Penny secretly fucks the dog, but doesn't want to let her uncle--her dog's boyfriend--know about it. She's not a fan of incestual threesomes.

by DarkMillennia September 29, 2003

pennyhooker

Pennyhooker- A hooker who is paid in penny's.
Pennyhooker- A hooker who isnt worth more then penny's

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by jo January 2, 2005

Pennsylvania

The most frightfully backwards country in all of the United States. The population consists of scumbags and life ruining fuck ups along with the cheapest and ugliest whores. It's an embarrassment to call it part of the United States and the world would be a better place if Pennsylvania never existed. The people are the plague and it's a decaying carcass that attracts maggots like a magnet. It's the complete opposite of "the friendly state". The majority of the people who live there are nothing but a lost cause. It's a dying, dirty, and dilapidated shithole. It's known as "the other death sentence" for a reason since it's such a dead place.

If you plan on living the good dream life, don't go to Pennsylvania or it will become nothing but a terrible hellish nightmare. You will lose everything and become someone you're not. Your life will get completely ruined and the world will fall apart all around you. If you're not in Pennsylvania, don't come. If you do come then prepare to abandon all hope, for your dreams and good memories will die.

by Anti Pennsylvanian August 2, 2010

penny poop

When your poop smells metallic the morning after a long night of drinking.

Bro, i drank a 30 rack and i had a penny poop this morning.

by OpieTaylor March 14, 2011

Pennsylvania gas station

The act of inserting one's own penis into the anus, then proceeding to urinate until the intestines fill or bladder empties.

Guy #1: I'm from Jersey, I've never pumped my own...
Guy #2: Don't worry, I'll show you how to use a Pennsylvania gas station.

by fuckkko January 15, 2011

Penny Friday

In High School Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors throw pennies at all Freshman on every Friday of the year.

"Hey Guys! Its Penny Friday! Lets Go Find A Freshie."

by SoonToBeFreshie August 30, 2011