penis

a slimy wrinkly thing that pisses and makes love with other penises. What you're using when you say 'I be strokin' '

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

penis

Something you don't have.

It's called a penis. You wouldn't know about it

by iknowstuffstfu January 7, 2010

penis

a large parasitic worm living off 50% of what would be an all-female population.

Men are just ugly women with penises.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

penis

a wang chung

by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

penis

A measure of comparison used by white males, usually in their teenage years.

"Whites are better than asians, we have bigger penises."

by 1337 h4x0r June 1, 2003

Penis

1. A mans dick.
2. Wang

1. Tony stuck his 18 inch penis into my tit last night!

by seeme April 13, 2006

Penis

Verb. To bang, screw, get jiggy with.

"I really wanted to penis this girl, but turns out she's a freshman."

by dragonsteak May 21, 2009