1; generic unoriginal videos that would typically be considered cringe. Ex: POVs Charlie Demilio type people, couples TikTok
2; people who use their heterosexuality and/or heteronormative way of thinking to be cringey, creepy, gross or bigoted
2; people who use their heterosexuality and/or heteronormative way of thinking to be cringey, creepy, gross or bigoted
1; “the only place you can find something as boring as POVs is straight TikTok”
2; “only people on straight TikTok would buy their ten year old son a p*rn magazine”
2; “only people on straight TikTok would buy their ten year old son a p*rn magazine”
by Hiimdavebigbird February 28, 2021
Get the Straight TikTokmug. This refers to one who's sexuality has reached a level beyond all others. Those who reside in this coalition of superior members of society only congregate sexually with other superior members of society who are equally Absolute Straight. Partnering with those below Absolute Straight strips one’s title as Absolutely Straight.
- anything below par of Absolute, is super straight.
- anything below par of Absolute, is super straight.
Random bitch: 'Hey, I really like you, wanna go out sometime?' Chad: 'I would like to express no apologies to an inferior being such as yourself. Get the fuck out of my sight fucking scum. I am an Absolute Straight. I do not find myself attracted to anyone remaining on the spectrum of sexuality, but only those like me who have surpassed it. In other words, I only fuck with Absolute Bitches, random bitch '
by Inspector Quool March 17, 2021
Get the Absolute straightmug. 1- Some retarded moron that can't think enough to foresee things before they happen and therefore gets owned.
2- A reckless dude that doesn't give a flying fuck about nothing, to a point where he'll do anything stupid or suicidal without giving a fuck about the consequences.
2- A reckless dude that doesn't give a flying fuck about nothing, to a point where he'll do anything stupid or suicidal without giving a fuck about the consequences.
-Straight Fool #1: "Yo dude, i'll gamble all my money cause i know i'm gonna win"
-Some random normal dude #1: "You're a Straight Fool..."
Straight Fool #2: "Yo, i need cash bro... Fuck it, i'll just rob a bank"
-Some random normal dude #1: "You're a Straight Fool..."
Straight Fool #2: "Yo, i need cash bro... Fuck it, i'll just rob a bank"
by Straight-Fool June 15, 2013
Get the Straight Foolmug. A global phenomenon created by twitter users MILFSFORSTEDE and nandor the relentless being abandoned at a train station. This iconic phrase was created during the nationwide sweep of #RBRy2022.
This phrase proves that Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo De La Cruz are not in love, and are both heterosexuals.
This phrase proves that Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo De La Cruz are not in love, and are both heterosexuals.
“I feel like Guillermo and Nandor would be such a cute couple, is it canon?”
“No, shut the fuck up, you just got straight nandermoed.”
“No, shut the fuck up, you just got straight nandermoed.”
by straight nandermo lover June 1, 2022
Get the Straight Nandermomug. Driving a busted ride, where as the muffler has been removed or has fallen off. Thus making the engine sound more powerful than it actually is.
by reignoverme June 26, 2009
Get the straight pipe'n itmug. the best possible straight that can be made given the cards on the board during a game of Holdem or Omaha
Hand 1: 7c 8c
Hand 2: 2s 3s
Board: 4h 5d 6s Kd Qs
Hand 1: has the highest possible straight (the nut straight) that can be made on the board opposed the Hand 2 who unfortunately flopped a smaller straight.
Hand 2: 2s 3s
Board: 4h 5d 6s Kd Qs
Hand 1: has the highest possible straight (the nut straight) that can be made on the board opposed the Hand 2 who unfortunately flopped a smaller straight.
by Lasoniic January 8, 2012
Get the nut straightmug. The Act of Posting; to post up at a party; to look fresh at a club and wait for the action (ladies) to come to you; Chilling
by Romanocheese October 5, 2009
Get the Straight Postinmug.