Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets

Steve is a fat nonce

by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022

Nonce

Goes by the name TheArtfulWojer#7595
Defo touches children

Stop being an nonce TheArtfulWojer#7595

by Jo99y April 25, 2022

Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019

Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls

oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !

by Nlcgang November 23, 2021

Nonce

British slang for pedophile.

Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.

Eg. Arron Magson is such an ugly nonce.

by British Slang User September 4, 2023

Nonce

Darcy Nesbitt's favourite word

Nobody-

D Nezz- Oi mate you're a fucking nonce

by MrFreeThrow31 November 30, 2019

Nonce

A nickname for nancy

Hey nonce
Hey don't call me nonce
Wait-thats ur name tho, Nancy
Ye

Well nonce is a nickname

No!!
Oh, oh well
U can call me it anyways

Ok, nonce

by Izzywizzyletsgetbusy November 23, 2021