noah 

noah is an shit of an person you'll never want to meet him he will try to kill you in your sleep

noah is coming run now run

noah by Gman312 June 2, 2019

Noah 

the mega chin

"omg have you seen that nigga Noah?"
"yeah we call him the nigga chin"
"oh don't you mean mega chin?"

Noah by omg dickbitch June 10, 2019

Noah 

cunt bitch

hi cunt bitch eat me out baby. no i only eat cunt because i am a bitch. noah means cunt bitch asshole slut bag faggot

Noah by cumdrinker hoe May 19, 2019

Noah 

Disgustingly chunky and thinks he is buff he picks on small people and poos his pants if your name is Noah please change it because your trash...... if your younger brothers name is Sebi I hate you ...

I hate you noah

Noah by Aaabbbccc ddd August 5, 2019

Noah 

Incredibly small penis, has a severe form of anorexia and secretly loves ass (male ass). Yes, you've guessed correctly he is a fag hahaha! whoops, almost forgot to mention the most common relatability to all Noah's is the uncontrollable love for sex with older men, particularly their own grandfathers. #homosexuality #microweiny #GrandpaIwantmoney

Noah, we can see your anal leakage. You're ruining my carpet fuck man

Noah by DingleBerryGerry September 17, 2019

Noah 

A fucking cheating ass hoe w a short stubby dick

Ew you’re dating a noah?

Noah by Dontfckwmehoe November 9, 2019

Noah 

A soy boy

males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

Girl 1: “Noah is such a soyboy
Girl 2: “ yeah I bet his dick is so small”

Noah by Pusssssydestroyer6969 November 14, 2019