Quinnta Virus

Internet like Matthew Quinn's

"Omgg I think my computer has the Quinnta virussssss"

by God of Mischief Loki December 6, 2021

Russian virus

A new virus that's spreading across entire Europe.

"Hey, how's it going?"
"Привет, меня зовут Дмитрий."
"Damn, you got the Russian virus."

by perselakkuja184 October 21, 2023

Bob Virus

First found in 2021, the Bob virus was a virus that made you say the name "bob" to the point of being annoying. It was first found when showing a friend a picture of Bob from Friday Night Funkin'. The antidote of the bob virus is to beat the infected person in a singing battle, though it will give them the beep boop virus after. There is a potion that fixes the beep boop virus.

Infected person: Bob. Bob. Bob.
Someone: It looks like he's infected by the bob virus.

by kirbyfan99 July 21, 2021

Pabst Blue Virus

The true culprit of the Coronavirus, rather than Corona Beer, because of the sheer popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon in China.

Tim Tim: You realize that it should be Pabst Blue Virus?

Blade: Agreed. Isn't Corona a Mexican beer?

by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020

Man-Addicting-Virus

This is a common virus that makes you want more than one boyfriend. This virus spread rapidly and is very contagious and is incurable. So ladies please stay safe

"She is a h*e because she has the man-addicting-virus."

by Rachel Anthony August 19, 2022

Hoisting Virus

The concept of a "Hoisting Virus" is a speculative and intriguing idea, suggesting a unique type of computer virus that operates on a psychological level rather than traditional digital disruption. Unlike conventional viruses that manipulate or compromise computer systems, the Hoisting Virus appears to target human behavior. This hypothetical virus seems to induce a desire in individuals to adopt identities or personas that are not their own, leading them to aspire to be someone else or connect with someone unrelated to their true selves. The implications of such a virus extend beyond the realm of technology, delving into the complex interplay between human psychology and the digital landscape, challenging our understanding of the potential intersections between technology and personal identity.

Hey look, Timmy has the Hoisting Virus!

by Jumbletumble February 9, 2024

Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.

When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay

by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024