nonce

Nonce definition

Katie who likes to touch kids and slide into her boyfriend

“Katie is such a nonce”, said Hannah and Aaliyah

by Hsjsnsjsisbs December 9, 2019

Nonce

UK) slang for pedophile

"Harry Hollender, that f*cking nonce"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Nonce

Someone who is beautiful and gorgeous. A person known for their beauty and looks.

Wow, I look like a nonce today!

by Urmomspussyhole May 3, 2022

Nonce

Rob James

(Rob):”come on Joel come and get your apples and grapes down stairs in the secret basement hahahhah”
(Joel)who is 14:”oh no the door locked behind me!”
(Rob):inserts penis and puts penis in between his tooth gap.
Rob is a nonce

by Dhshdhsvsgsbsjjs July 26, 2018

Grok Nonce

A nonce who asks Grok shit questions to be part of a noncey bandwagon.

Also, a lazy fucker who can't be bothered to search for information.

"Look at that fucking Grok Nonce, asking who his most famous follower is"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 11, 2025

Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

by The real og buggy October 23, 2019

Nonce

Ya dad

Ya dads a propa nonce

by YaLocalDrugDealer00 November 1, 2020