Bare Nuppy

This is the action where one places their own ass upon someone's nose.

I just sat on poor John's face for shit talking...I warned him I'd give him the bare nuppy!

by akahdrin December 15, 2008

Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

breaking the flapple napple

A sex act in which there are two men and one woman. One man gets anal sex the other oral. At any point in time after thirty seconds the person taking the rear punches the girl in the back of the head for donkey punch action as the guy getting oral withdraws from the mouth for the safety of his manhood. If the guy getting head fails to withdraw, its safe to assume he satisfies the meaning of dickless. Mainly used as a fun game. Sometimes used to get rid of the competition in a fun way!

Alex lost his manhood after breaking the flapple napple last night!

by DJ Craze October 24, 2013

nippy

To Erect your Nipple when Cold

"Turn up the temperature, my nipple has fucking erected" - Said the Person
"Yeh it's so fucking Nippy in here, mines starting to Erect aswell"

by Andrew Pritchard September 5, 2007

nappage

"Nap" -Noun "Nappage" -Verb Another word for attempting to "sleep" with someone of the opposite sex in a sexual sense but you end up only actually sleeping

"He got some serious nappage last night."

"Oh yeah, I got a little nappage last night."

"You wanna take a nap with me?"

"I am gonna go get my nap on."

by Calvin L November 17, 2006

nippy

A person who is a nerd and a hippy; but an uber-cool combination of Nerd and Hippy. Most nippies are also band geeks.

person1: Wow nerd, you're a hippy?
person2: No, i'm a Nippy.

by Joseph_Garcia February 23, 2008

Snazzy Napper

While your partner is sleeping you drop a load on their face. Then you place the sheet over their face so that it sticks to their face thus resembling a Snazzy Napper.

My girlfriend was more interested in taking a nap than blowing me. So I gave that bitch a Snazzy Napper!

by Billie Maize September 5, 2010