Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
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Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.
Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
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Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
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