Mossing

To relax at home in formal garb. Mostly refers to jeans, but can apply to collared shirts and dress pants as well.

When is this guy gonna buy a pair of sweatpants and quit mossing it?

by DeChrisp February 7, 2020

Drop down and get your Moses on

see Drop down and get your jesus on

for all the jews out there...brew pride

by TItties January 26, 2005

cunt moss

Cunt Moss is the grassy substance that forms on the vagina when an old woman becomes wet, but does not engage in any sexual activity, because she's old. It also means she's dirty because cunt moss only forms when the old hag forgets to wash, and the mold and moss starts growing.

The woman is so old, and so ugly, I bet she's got cunt moss.

Dude, I was about to bone this MILF the other day, but I couldn't get over the fact that she had cunt moss! (Note, that cunt moss will never ever form on a MILF, so your friend is probably exaggerating the hotness of the old woman when he tells you this story.)

by FRAjeff May 14, 2008

Mossin

When a group of people are playing football and one person makes a great catch over a defender, in a Randy Moss like fashion.

Dis nigga was mossin on you bruh, he went up and jus grabbed it out the air.

by Joe Stephens September 9, 2006

Moses rape

the opposite of jesus rape only with moses.

if someone is jesus raping you and your jewish you can moses rape them just for kicks.

"stop jesus raping me or ill moses rape you!"

by Samatha12345678901 October 30, 2008

Moses

A scraggly closet gay who gets turned on by Yoda and hipster French boys.

Guy 1: "I have to tell you something..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I'm a Moses"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Hide all the French males"

by scragglymanchild April 21, 2017

moss

Bad sportsmanship like behavior.

See also moonpranceflaunt

I can't believe he Mossed me.
He should get a penalty for that Moss.

by Eric Pederson January 10, 2005