Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.
Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you
by epicepicface January 17, 2024
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Mennonite mobile

Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.
Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?
by ColossalToad October 07, 2024
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helium mobile

amir haleem's pet project to try and get rich because he dropped out of college early and hasnt done anything noteworthy but he finna get caught by the SEC or the feds and his eyes are gonna be bulging out of his head bigger than ever
you just dont understand depin bro, im overpaying for a wifi router so I can hope to get my money back by earning rewards adding to the helium mobile network instead of just getting a real job
by illonmaskhm April 26, 2024
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Mobile Lag

The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.
I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.
by GPLongwood April 23, 2013
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T-Mobile Wifi

It seems like a great deal when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.
This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!
by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 09, 2023
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Call Of Duty: Mobile

A game where if you get better at going against tryhards, the bots get better to. make sure your ammo is loaded and your HP is up because the bots WILL find you without even acknowledging you from across the map.
Example 1

Me- *waste a whole mag from the m16
Bot- Shoots the floor
Me- *Dies from a headshot.
Also me- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And also me- Welp. never tryhard in Call Of Duty: Mobile ever again
by SkyscrprzTV February 16, 2023
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Mobile PARTY

Anyone that can walk around by themselves and have fun.
typically people that sit around an XBOX all day, are a lil fat. Typically a name given to a weird kid that has no friends so makes fun all by themself.
yo look at that guy over there,
wats his name?
i unno but hes totally a mobile party
by ACE3 March 09, 2010
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