Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

by somegoober October 7, 2023

Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.

So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021

Seggs-Mobile

A canoe car convert powered by bikes, used as a regular car but is basically a canoe on wheels.

Lets take the Seggs-Mobile out for a spin

by SeggsKing May 5, 2025

laser opps mobile gayming

a gay laser company that also has a gaming lair in its basement

hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?

by parker.crawdaddy69 June 5, 2023

Mobile strike

An advertisement that isn't actually a game because it died faster than my books on my shelf and their money was only spent on advertisement than the actual game. Also you can't survive without spending money on the game so you pay bills but in a game.

Also Arnold is the main character so is it positive? Nope it's not positive and Mobile Strike will remain as a sellout

Mobile strike, download for free, uninstall for free

by Uppsapa January 21, 2017

stamina-mobile

mode of travel used by orange politicians who cannot walk with other world leaders.

Even after deriding others about their lack of "stamina" to be a world leader, POTUS had to use his stamina-mobile to follow the rest of the world leaders during the G7 summit

by sandy clawz May 31, 2017

Mobile Computer

What mobile devices are.

Carlos is researching and writing as much in his handheld mobile computer than on his iMac.

by but for July 29, 2021