May 9

The day where people with best dicks in the world are born

*Conversation between two girls on May 9th*
Girl 1: Wow, it’s Alex’s birthday today! He must have some really good dick...
Girl 2: Yes, I heard it’s the best!

by Like Jack-in-the-Box July 28, 2020

May 5

National kiss your crush day.

Y/n: Hi.
Crush: Hello?
Y/n:”kisses them”
Crush: what are you doing?!
Y/n: It’s may 5!

by Strcastnckfkd January 30, 2022

may 3rd

the day of some of the best friends/lovers. they know how to deal with situations and can be a big bitch, but if you're on their good side feel special because they're a keeper

im so happy to be a may 3rd's friend

by johnjeffjim October 31, 2019

May 18th

If you are born on this day your are beautiful . You are highly intelligent and love animals . When people are horrible you get angry . But if somebody treats u kindly u do . Your pet peeve is rude people

Oh yeah she was born in may 18th she’s so kind and hot

by Hellopeeps12949 October 24, 2020

May 17th

Nation give a kiss day!

Dude today is May 17th go give the birthday dirk a gift

by yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyey October 17, 2019

du may

fuck you in Vietnamese.

Du may, con cho de...means Fuck you son of a bitch.

by OJ_Phan April 24, 2006

May 4th

This is the birthday of someone amazing, they might look like a molerat but hey it’s okay.

“Hey you look kinda like a molerat...”
“Oh yeah i was born on May 4th”

by Abby Williams October 17, 2019