Pretty much the biggest bad ass that has ever lived. Usually seduces women with a few quick words and is known to be extremely cool. Will back you up until backstabbing occures then will destroy your face.
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by Jkinny July 19, 2011
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The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.
Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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A: Omg, have you met that new kid Matthew Stulp?!?!
B: Yeah hes sssooo cool, cute, and most of all FUNNY!!
A: Doesn't he look super sporty?!?!
B:Omg he is amazing!!
B: Yeah hes sssooo cool, cute, and most of all FUNNY!!
A: Doesn't he look super sporty?!?!
B:Omg he is amazing!!
by Sophia Fiscella September 4, 2011
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by Ordyflava October 17, 2011
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Pete Matthew: Can i rape you, no homo tho?
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