milky mustache

A gay sex act in which one guy is giving another a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in the other's mouth and tells the guy giving the blow job something funny so that cum exits out his nose, similar to when someone is drinking milk and laughs.

When Chris was giving William a blow job, William told an extremely funny joke so that Chris got a milky mustache.

by Booz January 13, 2011

Mr. Mustache Man

A man with a mustache.

See Jly

Damn! Look who's Mr. Mustache Man, he's got so much growing on his upper lip.

by J-dawg shizzle September 1, 2009

mudstache

The end result of a successful Dirty Sanchez

I gave this girl a Dirty Sanchez last night, she had the thickest mudstache I've ever seen.

by DarkHouse December 29, 2007

Mistache

An unintentional mustache- That unshaved hair above the upper-lip that was accidently missed by the razor. Taken from the words mistake and mustache a forgotten swipe of the razor and a mistache can appear- Mistaches come in all forms.

D- That mustache looks creepy, what's going on with you?
J- What mustache? What are you talking about? Creepy Eh?
J- "Looks into mirror"
J- Holy geeze. I must have missed some whiskers this morning.
D- So what are you saying, it's a mistache.
J- Mistache is correct, creepy is right; where's the razor?

by jsmil5 March 26, 2008

Mustachi

The plural of 'mustache'. Generally refering to a group of mustached men moving in a group like a herd. Usually refered to as creepy.

Gaggle of mustachi at 4 o'clock.

by chikenwookee December 9, 2009

Moustache Sally

A male with requisite handlebar moustache, usually straight, who, because of said facial hair is a gay dude magnet.

Wow, Arthur, ever since you started grooming and waxing you've become Moustache Sally around here!

by the Momur December 14, 2012

Pubic Moustache

A beard of Mexican origin which has yet to fully bloom into one of a man.

Jamilio has a dirty pubic moustache he should shave it before somebody sees him.

by Jay Mad February 12, 2008