Mertosexual

People who are attracetd to triangular people specificly ones with nicotine addictions. Mertosexuallity is common in Turkey due to Merto living there.

Damn, that Merto is triangle, makes me wanna become mertosexual

by bigboitings November 11, 2019

Methrosexual

What some dudes turn into when they use METH.

Yo man, I rolled the bowl with Sam & suddenly he turned methrosexual.

by A1FoxxTrott December 8, 2019

Domesticated metro sexual

A Portuguese guy who wears a black and pink hat.

That pink and black hat really brought out his domesticated metro sexual side.

by Red_beard January 23, 2022

Metrotextual

A man why texts, IMs, emails, or what have you, but in an overtly feminine way.

-"hey man, what's good?"
-"nm just chillin with Karen ^____^"
-"Dude, that smiley is way metrotextual."

by AMMRVA April 26, 2011

Retrosexual

An awesome man/woman who is defined by his sexy look and who wears clothes that represent an era of a simpler time of surf with uncrowded waves, vdub camper vans, vinyl records and long big hair or big afros.

You can see an awesome example of Retrosexualism in the classic surf movie An endless summer

It's all about the peace, love and community.

Civilian: Hey man, cool shirt but why does it say retrosexual?

Sexy individual: 'Cause I'm letting my records spin and going to spread the peace and love on the waves man. Toes to the nose

by lalabells January 8, 2012

netrosexual

A netrosexual is an male who pays attention to sexual interactions only via impersonal media such as mobile technology and the internet.

Anthony Weiner is the epitome of a netrosexual. He can only respond to uploads of body parts or sexts from anonymous women.

by Ladyomygod September 7, 2013

metrotextual

When a man sends texts that groups symbols, punctuation marks, and lol's so much that you just know that his wardrobe is full of pastel colors..
Hence metrotextual..

Have a great day!!! :) or too funny!!! lol lmfao :)-
metrotextual

by Beantownboy40 February 22, 2014