Martin Luther Kkking

Martin Luther Kkking was a very famous black man. He gave the speech... "I Have A Nightmare". Or was it "I Have A Dream"? I suppose his dream would be a nightmare for any smart person. He was later assassinated.

Martin Luther Kkking was famous for his speech "I Have A Nightmare".

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

martin gimmebag

Martin is obsessed with gluten and anime porn. Either or does the trick for him. He invests his money into The Bread company where they make bread and glutencoin. He can be described as :
- Long
- full of gluten
- vaguely asian
- An advocate for anti salmon farming legislation

Martin : i lovveeeeee gluten
Me : Martin gimmebag but it away
Martin : (keeps going with jork)

by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025

Martin play that beat

Refers to a line in the song “go!” By Cortis (Stan them btw)

James: Martin play that beat

by Iluvzcortiss January 5, 2026

Bald Martin

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

by The truth giver December 17, 2019

bald martin

A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power

Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power

by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019

Bald Martin

Bald Martin is the human personification of perfection.

'I wish I was Bald Martin'

by bald martin the god December 18, 2019

bald martin

The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum

You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!

Jesus: Gee thanks

by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019