North Marion High School

Cow patty high
located in Citra Florida
bunch of bitches and thots that stand in the halls lookin scary as hell
80% of the people there are crackheads
the teachers are dumb asf
its a country school
people try to be yee yee's
people had sex in building 8
someone caught building 8 on fire
theres a ton of stuck up bitches that think their all that
black bitches give you stank ass looks all the time
theres so many gay people

kate- "what school you go to?'

jess- "North Marion High School, fuck that school"

kate- "damn, i feel bad for you"

by that dumbass girl from ohio October 23, 2019

Super Mario

The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!

Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!

by ASESSINO April 29, 2004

Mario Hat

A red dodge magnum. The shape and color of this model resemble the shape and color of the hat of the famous italian plumber, Mario.

Look, that dude is driving a mario hat.
Mario is wearing a dodge magnum.

by bigdaddy2047 April 16, 2008

Mario

An Italian plumber does mushrooms and saves a princess from a dinosaur-thing who probably just wants to get laid. Same variation of that story every game. Nobody cares (well, some people,) because game play matters more.

Not surprisingly, it's Nintendo's crown jewel.

Its-a-me, MARIO!

by Wagstarr November 20, 2011

Marion, Illinois

Home to the MHS Wildcats and the SI Miners, this overly-pretentious small town has been dubbed the "Hub of the Universe" by its aged mayor of 51 years. Sadly, this town has very little to offer in the form of entertainment, usually causing the youth to resort to drinking, drugs, or street racing. The best parts of the town include the Carnegie Library, Joe's Records, and the occasional weekend night spent at Marion Lake (ask a local about it's location).

Guy #1: "Hey man! Wanna go to Marion, Illinois this weekend?!?"
Guy #2: "Hell no! Why would we do that unless we're getting wasted or street racing?!?"
Guy #1: "Oh yeah, I totally forgot"

by nicktherushnut January 28, 2014

Mario

Always kind sometimes gets frustrated easily but always funny and careing to people he meets.

Mario seemed mad when he was entering class but once I saw him after words he was funny as always.

by Gustinehighshygirl December 29, 2014

jewish mario

A Jewish Mario is when one takes a deuce in their hand and smears some of the fecal matter across the recipients face then take the rest of the fudge and put it on the crown of their head to form a kippa thus completing the transformation

Dude last night this girl asked me to give her a Jewish Mario!
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.

by PALE THUNDAR October 29, 2013