vagina logs

1.)A tampon. An object that dams the flow of blood in a womans vagina.
2.) In promiscuous women a number of dicks in a vagina at once.

OMG my vagina log is get full, excuse me while I go change it.

Damn that "bitch" has a vagina logs of dick in her big vagina.

by knowledgeable January 3, 2016

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

lady logging

The art of placing a turd on a woman's breast during a sexually charged situation

My wife just discovered lady logging. I've never known a smelly situation to feel so right.

by Karsi007 November 26, 2016

log twagling

something thats sounds bad, but really means nothing

I walked in on my friend log twagling

by backerman May 25, 2010

Kermit the log

Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.

Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.

by Kermit the Log May 20, 2018

Log Hoser

Someone that pees on poo poo

The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.

by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011

Meat log

Your penis

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log

by Tetsuo Percival January 5, 2019