Vacuuming the lizard

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1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

by Spambo April 1, 2009

lizard blizzard

something that lot lizard jordan ringwald gives for fun at the trucks

john; aye azure wheres jordan?
azure; out giving lizard blizzards!
john; wow what a lot lizard

by jcolenims70 April 23, 2017

Mr lizard

A (youtuber) who you should subscribe to. I would refure this person as (crazy) just like ( the joker) and ( harley quinn)

A Mr lizard is crazy

by HarleyQuinny09 December 12, 2018

lizard canyon

Another slang term for a woman's vagina.

Person 1: Hey girl, you know I love you, right?
Person 2: Yeah baby, I know.
Person 1: Well let me slip my dick all up in that lizard canyon of yours.

by Redsox February 12, 2007

Screaming at the Lizard

It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.

Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard

by Gussgussv October 23, 2011

Scrounge lizard

A person who loves to look and dig around in old houses and resale shops and sometimes trash looking for more junk for their collection.

We need to clean out the garage Tonya let’s get ahold of the scrounge lizards to see if they want this stuff.

by Drumdog74 June 4, 2022

Green Lizard

There are 3 definitions for Green Lizard;
1. noun: a person who lies about having a crush on you. 2. Adjective: Describing a person who lies who lies crush on you. 3. Verb (Green Lizarding) The act of being a Green Lizard.

see also Green Lizardette

Person 1 (Nerd): The most popular girl in school has a crush on me.
Person 2 (His friend): Boy She a Green Lizard, She's Green Lizarding you.

by The_Doctor_11th November 7, 2022