Mexican lipstick

Smears of blood around the mouth of a person who has been performing cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

"Oh daddy, has someone given you a bunch of fives" said a distraught Charles.
"No, it's one's Mexican lipstick" replied Phillip smugly.

by Dunky Oggins June 11, 2006

lipstick liberal

A person who passes him/herself off as a liberal or becomes a card-carrying Democrat strictly for the perceived fringe benefits.

At the risk of being revealed as a lipstick liberal, Steve gave an exaggerated nod of concurrence when the senior partner quoted Michael Moore.

by Sue Fett February 3, 2007

lipshits

Dumbfuck. Anyone who says something stupid.

Liclican sure is a lipshits while on watch.

by Hoss1835 April 30, 2006

On The Lips

A slang term used to describe a person or action that is extra, convoluted, or unnecessary. Can also be "in your face".

Person 1: She had Kanye perform at her Sweet-16? That's so on the lips!
Person: 2 I know...

Person 1: Did you get a chance to meet Becky?
Person 2: Yeah... she's so on the lips sometimes.

by Badgalpapaya May 2, 2018

Lipshitz

A jew you send to do things you dont feel like doing and/or goof on when you are in a bad mood.

Yo, Lipshitz, go get me a snapple.

by Bobby 2 year April 8, 2010

Louisville Lipstick

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.

If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Butt Lips

A butthole that is so beat up and streched out it looks like a worn out vagina.

John has some severe butt lips.

by Urippities poop head June 10, 2007