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Lie

An assertion that is believed to be false, typically used with the purpose of deceiving or misleading someone.
The Government lied about there being weapons of mass destruction in Iran
by Kendrick Glazer May 30, 2024
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Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Lie-tino

Lie-tino / Lietino
Definition:

A coined neologistic adjective, blending the words "lie" and "Latino", used to characterize the behavior of a small subset of individuals of Latino descent—particularly those of Puerto Rican heritage —who became widely known in FBA grassroots circles for exaggerating or distorting historical facts regarding the origins and history of Hip Hop culture during online debates. Though sometimes provocative, the term is intended as a satirical descriptor, not a pejorative noun or ethnic slur.

Background:
Coined in the early 2020s during online debates about Hip Hop’s 50th anniversary, the term arose as some Nuyoricans (Puerto Ricans from the Bronx) argued their cultural centrality to Hip Hop. These debates, occurring during the COVID-19 lockdowns and beyond, prompted backlash from grassroots Foundational Black Americans (FBA), who emphasized that Hip Hop’s core elements were created nationwide and exclusively by FBA artists, particularly drawing from Southern Black musical traditions. As claims from the Nuyorican side grew more combative and exaggerated, FBA commentators coined “Lietino/Lie-tino” as a satirical nickname. YouTube content creator Great Black Shark is credited with originating the term.
That’s classic Lie-tino behavior—turning a minor Latin percussion presence into a whole cultural takeover.
by DK GuyII June 18, 2025
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Self Lie-solating

When you really don't want to do something, so your cover story is that you are in self isolation due to having Covid 19 symptoms.
Self Lie-solating: "Sorry boss, I have a cough and a sore throat, I will have to stay at home for ten days."

Then swiftly return to binge watch a new Netflix series.

That my friends is self lie-solation.
by lolo.24 April 11, 2021
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Eli Pee Lie

He is the best drag queen in town. his booty is bigger then cim kardashiuan. He is swagging yeah
by EliPeeLie February 5, 2021
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Trump Lie

A bold lie that defies facts
She defended her opinions with statistics that were Trump lies.
by Joy Lance December 28, 2018
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