drop kicked lasagna

“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?

- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined

by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022

Ravioli and Lasagne

Two types of pasta that don't taste good when put together on a plate. Just don't do it.

I've tried Ravioli and Lasagne. It's bad.

by MucusLukas June 15, 2022

shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.

Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.

by FritzFantom September 28, 2022

gone off lasagne

When you leave lasagne out for too long and it goes off.

The gone off lasagne tastes like garbage.

by Debskelly1985 March 3, 2023

Beer and Ice Lasagna

When you expertly pack a cooler with layers of ice and beer cans to go fishin'

Gonna go down to the river and bring the beer and ice lasagna!

by TayterTot107 April 2, 2023

The Shirtless Lasanga

A phrase used to describe an incident such as the following:

When you are shirtless with a lasanga, and your doorbell rings so you go to put a shirt on to answer it, but in the meantime your dog eats the lasanga.

"Man it really felt like the shirtless lasanga of a time hey?"

by Thronley April 15, 2023

Schrodinger’s Lasagna

Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.

“At a certain point everything you say is just Schrodinger’s Lasagna.”
“…What?”

by okayxairen August 28, 2023