Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023

Lap 3

An extra nodded lap for hit game Pizza Tower in which Pizzaface will chase you throughout the entirety of the lap, and if you touch him, you get an instant game over.

Person 1: alright lap 3 time :D
*five seconds later*
Person 1: OH GOD

by the upteenth time December 29, 2024

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

Cat-Lap

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.

“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

victory lap

the action of sucking on a female’s breast

yo i just totally victory lapped that bitch!

by ChodeFart101 July 26, 2021

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025