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Mental Lubrication

The use of intelligent and interesting fact-filled conversation to entice a member of the opposite sex. When used effectively, potential partners will only stop the conversant when they go in for a kiss.
His mental lubrication was so effective that their discussion of war strategy and post-modern architecture got his girlfriend so horny he didn't even get a chance to tell her about steam locomotives from the 1880s.
by plettster February 25, 2020
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the devils lube

Its a messy spit liquid that is on his anal fork, which pushes u into a pit of fire and dead corpses. yummy
I just got sent to hell, luckily i was allowed the devils lube
by eggsalad10 September 18, 2017
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Grab The Lube

Grab the Lube

When some one gets figuratively butt fucked in day to day living.
Nick: What’s wrong man?
Ethan: Stock Market fell 30% today so my investments are taking a beating.

Nick: Grab the lube.
by Slabshack November 28, 2018
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lubey

A lusty lover, easily enticed by chocolate and rare golden eggs. often refered to as awkward and disfigured.
Often used int he prehistoric times, those befallen of the name were smited at birth and thrown into the molten volcano pitts of mount visucha.
Quickly throw the lubey into the pitts of mount visucha.
by kaboodles April 10, 2005
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spit-lube jack-off

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!
by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021
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lube-gasm

A lube-gasm is a masturbation preference that guys make when they jack off - to rub their weenie bare-handed or to use a lube. Since I'm cut high & tight, I like using something slick to stroke off with.
I usually have a lube-gasm when I beat off by myself because I'm cut high & tight!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
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Lublub

The kind of silly, uncontrollable, constant-movement-causing reaction to love. May result in tackles, tickles, crazed giggling, ":3/X3", lolspeak, mushy talk, and all-around madcap behavior. When constantly repeated, slurs into "blub, blub" giving the impression that the speaker is drowning in love.
Boy 1: Whoa! Did you see his girlfriend just tackle him Is she psychotic?
Boy 2: Don't worry about it, she's just in lublub.
by MC lub September 4, 2010
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