The Sticky Lumberjack

Cut a pine in half length-wise, and then cut in down more on the sides so that it is more javelin shaped.(at this point there should be sap dripping from the inside of the pine.) then have two of your friends hoist your road beef by the legs so that she is doing a upside down split. Then from any distance that you are comfortable with, huck your homemade javelin in to your unsuspecting girl's uterus. Then precede to use it as a dildo.

"hey Jim me and a couple of guys are going to give some girl The Sticky Lumberjack wanna come?"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Lumberjacking

When a guy (or girl) hooks up with another girl and swaps his dip in her mouth.

'You can keep some of that skoal, baby, cause we're Lumberjacking'

by H&H Bagels April 21, 2009

lumberjacking

Having sex with your aunt while she is dressed as a lumberjack

I started lumberjacking my Aunt Mildred from the age of 16. It's probably when my problems started

by KMCno9 November 3, 2008

LUMBAGO

Rape, or a word to use of random occurrences when you don’t know what to say so u just lumbago

(Emilies asleep) *walks in floating mmmm lumbago

by Chilldyll April 6, 2019

Lumberporn

Lumber Porn is a slang term for porn in the forest. Most times occouring between two sequested lumber jacks. It is one of the most sickening acts ever commited between two big men in flanel.

One time I thought I spotted off in the distant wood, and large creature I had mistaken for a sasquach. But no, lo and behold it was two sequested lumberjacks bumpin beaver.

by Phox April 23, 2004

Lumberloon

A very unskillful deck but can be skillful if there are actually defense cards like a a tower and cycle cards

Person: I use lumberloon
Other person: what a fag
Person: no no, I actually have defense cards
Other person: oh nvm that actually takes skill, unlike pekka bridgespam

by Rjdjjejdnndjs May 24, 2022

LSHMBFO

Laughing So Hard My Butt Fell Off

blonde bitch: "I just pissed my pants"
brunette: " LSHMBFO"

by dickinurmouth July 24, 2009