long island

you live "ON" Long Island... not "in" it

"yo, I have to go to my grandma's house this weekend all the way in Long Island.. it's gonna suck so much."
"dude, you mean 'on Long Island'.. get it right."

by yourbiiggestfan September 5, 2011

long walk

1. when a death row inmate walks to the execution chamber.
2. For a astronaut going into space the walk to the launch pad.

1. there going to make John take the long today.
2. Did you see John glen take the long walk?

by Deep blue 2012 September 2, 2009

The long 'Oh'

The long 'Oh' is usually used in order to emphasize offense in and caused by people you have never met. Often shouted loudly to cause extra discomfort.

Jim: You know the one thing bigger than my penis?

Joe: Your mom?

Random asshole: OOOOOOHHH!

Jim: That was funny until what's 'is face over there pulled 'The Long 'oh''

by Dong suck, the wonderdragon June 29, 2010

long sac

1) Used to describe a lengthy period of sexual intercourse.
2) The loud slapping sound of testicles being thrust against the outer vagina.

I was on a long sac with that chick last night, man.

by Miigoss June 19, 2008

long throw

beyond scope or beyond one's bearing

Taking an expensive mortgage in the current economic situation seemed a long throw to Jeff and Dinna

by Conzwelo January 29, 2009

the long sell

A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.

In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.

by gator777 October 25, 2014

long as shit

Insinuation referring to something longer than 8" Or lasting longer than 1 hour

That girls hair is long as shit.
That meeting was long as shit.

by Alangilly January 22, 2016