Sour log

When a man coats his penis in tempered chocolate, and while it’s is still warm, add sour candies of choice and let harden. Then stick it in her pussy and then make her eat it off after. And have her tell her friends about your sour logs.

Girl I was out with my guy last night and he gave me THE BEST sour log of my life.

by DaddyWeakKnees September 12, 2022

Maiden Log

The first log in a fat grump

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole

by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021

log of terror

1. A poop so viscous as cause one to terrify their anus, their everlasting spirit, their decimated innards and similar effects to all within the vicinity.

2. The opposite to love, if love was feces.

3. The worst theme park ride ever.

As soon as i dropped the log of terror, the seasons began to change. As did my marriage.

by Bob of terror February 19, 2015

Log Prodder

A term referring to homosexuals.

John) "Dave, Tom Wanted Me To Tell You He Fancies You..."

Dave) "Tom Your A Log Prodder?!"

Tom) "Hey! Whats Wrong With Liking Guys??"

by Samuel P. R. September 29, 2008

log packin

When packing a bowl of weed, you grind up a medium-sized bowl and also include a few larger chunks of bud, which act as "logs" or coals within the bowl to help it burn longer.

Lately my ground-up weed has been burning too quickly, so I started log packin them.

by Lukasdukas11 October 22, 2015

london logging

Big London shit

“Oh boy I just did a classic London logging”

by London_logger May 22, 2019

Jogger's Log

The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.

Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.

by Tcd November 21, 2013