Meat log

Your penis

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log

by Tetsuo Percival January 5, 2019

Log swap

The act of putting a hollow tube in your asshole and shitting into someone else's asshole

I need to take a log swap. Would anyone care to help me?

by Master Of Juice Taylor June 19, 2018

knowledge log

Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.

Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!

by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018

Clog Log

A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.

Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.

by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018

log breath

When one’s breath is so foul, the smell is comparable to that of a log.

“God, did you smell Chrissy’s log breath?”
“Hey Log Breath, care for a mint?”

by Scabbygabby June 5, 2018

you’re a log

A bad word for retired people with no smarts and they have a iq of 1

You: you’re a log mate

Other person: what does that even mean brother

by Video ezy May 12, 2019

london logging

Big London shit

“Oh boy I just did a classic London logging”

by London_logger May 22, 2019