Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.
by Thenormandy January 6, 2022
Get the Cheeto Lockmug. 
by Tim7 March 3, 2022
Get the World Lockmug. by RHCP1010 June 13, 2012
Get the Immortal Lockmug. John: Hey man I heard you tossed the locked last night!
David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!
David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!
by Thatoneguytho June 4, 2014
Get the Tossed the lockmug. 
A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.
by 3374267182 May 28, 2018
Get the port-a-lockmug.