lemon party

a website with the touching photo of a man tenderly having his dying wish fulfilled, as evidenced by the fact that he is in a hospital bed.

If I were on death row, I'd ask for a medium-rare steak and a lemon party.

by richpchand July 29, 2008

lemon and sarse

Cockney rhyme for arse

im going to kick your lemon and sarse!

by wozzel November 8, 2008

Lemon Party

A group of old men about 3 or more in an orgy

Omg that lemon party is so nasty.

by Duhlol13 June 17, 2018

Lemon Squeezer

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.

"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"

by greenjuice November 24, 2009

Lemon Sexual

Someone whose attracted to Lemons in a sexual matter.

"Fuck man, I think I need to buy another bag of lemons. I masterbated through all of them."

"Dude why the hell would you fuck lemons."

"I'm a lemon sexual, plus they make my dick taste sour."

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

Lemon Pepper

A Lemon Pepper is a person with blonde hair and black eyebrows. Lemon Peppers generally have many traits in common with Gingers, such as social outcastness and tiny penises. While Gingers have no soul, Lemon Peppers have no emotions and no conrol over their microscopic weiners.

Timmy:"OMG look at Chip, he is such a Lemon Pepper!"
John: "I know! His eyebrows totally don't match his hair! Wtf is his problem?"
Timmy: "And dude, look at his penis! Its so tiny!"
Timmy & John: "DAMN LEMON PEPPERS"

by bigblonde&beautiful July 19, 2009

Lemon Squeeze

As a guy gets sexually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. Squeezing his nuts as he orgasms can be intensely pleasurable.

Lemon Squeeze:

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

-Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song."

by Laughing Out Loud February 1, 2009