Leg War

Similiar to an Armrest War,leg wars occur on buses or planes, in which 2 or more people are battling for comfortable leg space.

Shit man i was on the bus next ot this 500 pound fagget..and he was totally proposing leg war..so i stretched out my legz and got comfortable..but he was having none of it..the leg war went on for the entire bus ride

by The Fighting Irish January 20, 2010

pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!

"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"

by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008

Lockdown legs

A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.

Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.

by kidchameleon May 27, 2020

poncho legs

Quite self explanatory. A person with large flabby discolored legs, mistaken as a tool or device to keep something dry.

"Hey look at that ladies poncho legs."
"Ew, They are just hanging over the bicycle seat."

by The Incorrectum January 31, 2010

leg reduction

When you're legs are so long and you're so tall that rumours spread like wild fire that you're undergoing surgery to get the bitches shortened

"Damn I heard she's getting leg reduction?"
"Hey how did the leg reduction go?!"

by Nohandlesavailable January 7, 2017

Gimpy Leg

Somebody named Little Mo was born with a defective leg. He is more formally known as “Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg”

“You’ve been smoochin’ with everybody, Al, Snuffy, Leo, Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.”

by Don Carlton January 3, 2021

Sticky leg

The unanticipated ejaculation produced from a male's penis whilst wearing trousers, normally in the form of tight skinny jeans which then begins to run down one's leg. This is normally produced in nightclubs across the world from grinding on a potential sexual partner for too long.

"Alright mate? why are you heading to the toilet, the club is banging?"

"I've got to go to the toilet and wipe this sticky leg off, I've been grinding with a girl all night!"

by JDS97 June 7, 2016