Light Speed

IN THEORY: Light speed is the rate of travel of light in an un-interupted vacuum. Exactly 299,792,458 metres per second (m/s), where metre is difined by 1983 Systeme International (SI) as "The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second.". The theory of realitivity describes light speed as impassible in rate of travel, but this is based on the fact it hasn't been done yet *rolls eyes*.

However, Light Speed is acctually better told as such: The speed of light is the commonly used interval of time it takes for the green light to turn amber on a traffic light in South Essex, UK, or the time it takes for a traffic warden to travel from the end of the street to the parking spaces to give you a ticket as soon as you pull in.

Light speed is roughly equal to the speed light travels.

by regs_ October 27, 2004

Jet Lighter

A lighter, that makes a flame so hot, it will burn you on contact. The Flame is blue and usually its electrical. They Usually have a nice design. Also they are Refilled with Butane(and 15$ or more)

Bob: Woah, where did you get your Triple, Green flame Jet lighter?

Phil: Got it from a grade 12, he got it for me and i payed him!

by StreetlightManifesto December 28, 2005

Magic Lighter

A clear cigarette lighter that although has no gas in it always lights.

Person 1:Man I can't light this smoke.
Person 2:Dude try this Magic Lighter it's still going.

by RaggiP October 1, 2009

natty light

short for "Natural Light"; basically the cheapest beer you can find

I can tell they were going for quantity and not quality. They bough cheap Natty Light!

by marypoppins77 June 4, 2010

lighter fag

A person who routinely brings a lighter (usually a jet lighter) in a vain attempt to look cool. They will frequently flash the lighter around other people.
See also knife fag

Wow, amazing, you have a 10-cent jet lighter. Go die, lighter fag.

by I got no pants April 20, 2003

pilot light

1 a small permanent flame on a cooking / heating appliance use to light a larger flame on demand

2 an antisocial person ( Never goes out)

See you down the pub on Friday. I dont suppose Billy will be there though, he's a proper Pilot light

by neil brown September 25, 2006

Shine a light

An English Northern saying. Surprised exasperation. Similar to "Fuck Me!".

Shine-a-light, what the hell were you thinking!

Shine-a-light and fuck me, that'll never work.

It's fucking dull in here, shine a light.

by Sat O'Matic October 1, 2007