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Kobe!

1: The tastiest beef in the world. Melts in your mouth.
2: A cool city in Japan, between the sea and the moutains. Next to Osaka and Kyoto.

3: A b-ball player who passed in a Heli crash.
>You like that Kobe in Kobe with Kobe!?
>Yeah man, all 3 are the best in the world!
by CCCCChode January 30, 2023
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Kobe

A word everyone yells when shooting or throwing something
*dribble*

*pump fake*

"KOBE!"

*fadeaway jumper*

*helicopter crashes*
by Fuckinpenis February 15, 2023
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Kobe

His big brother go to him any chance he can get and goes to his brother and fucks him but his dad makes him ride it
Have you heard kobe he is screaming in the background
by Deai March 25, 2025
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Kobe.?!?.

Kobe is just chilling watching cartoons and then his big brother comes in and fucks him out of nowhere and then he rides his dad then his sister sticks the rose up him
Kobe.?!?. Getting it done to him
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Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.
Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe
by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025
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Kobe Bryant

The motherfuckin G.O.A.T
Kobe Bryant was a professional basketball player who played from 1996-2016. He played against many superstars and hall of famers. Kobe is known as one of the greatest players of all time. Kobe won 5 championships, 1 MVP, and 18 All Star selections. Kobe Bean Bryant is the motherfuckin goat.
by Yo tomato balls December 19, 2025
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Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.
Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.
by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024
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