soggy knob

post toileted penis when its soft and dribbling and cold not to be mistaken with soggy dick!

do not poke your girlfriend in the arm with a soggy knob as then you will be put on restrictions

by thelittlekiwi February 16, 2005

Goblin Knobbling

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.

Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug

by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009

Cougar Knob

When you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants. This word was actually derived from an auto correct fail but it was so good it stuck and continues to spread

I was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and I immediately had a cougar knob. My cougar knob was so hard I could not get up to go talk to her.

by Golden Chester September 7, 2012

Slider Knob

A term used for an easy girl that gets passed off to the next dude for sex.

Jill is a skank, she was getting banged in a daisy chain being treated like a slider knob.

by Dude6969 June 5, 2012

prom knob

A sexual technique in which the male, instead of applying the condom in normal fashion, places the condom completely on, and then folds it inside out back over the tip, repeating until he has created a multi-layered latex "knob" over the head of the penis.

Mitchell prom knobbed the shit out of that bitch. He even used two condoms!

by dat hoekillah July 2, 2012

silent knobhead

Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.

Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!

by Angel_k April 11, 2013

chilly knob

To strike one in the face without warning or provocation

My mate was chilly knobbed by some hooligan after the match.

by T33.sparrow November 7, 2014