Keying

When you take 2 house keys and make them pole dance on a wire hanger.

Damn, My keys are so hott at keying.
Keying turns me on.

by Tori^Brittany November 23, 2007

kerbitch

The act of being a bitch to a girl named kerry

Mike is for sure kerbitch

by Nougins April 27, 2005

kerbitch

the act of being a bitch to a man* named kerry

"KERRRRRRRRRRRBIITCHHHH" "SHUTUP!!" "SHUTUP YOU"RE HER BITCH" (silence...)

by Jay Craey May 2, 2005

keyboard nutter

a guy that nuts on his keyboard while cyber sexing web cams

Chris is a keyboard nutter

by cawkypoo August 30, 2007

kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

by Goose kerber July 1, 2008

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm keyboard

A keyboard type

This is a qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm keyboard.

by NameRandom56789 August 4, 2021

Keyboard Warrior

The Fluid Thats Leftover after sex, resulting in loss of thought which conjures a -"Warrior"- like Brainfart.
- Resulting In a "Twat" or Retarded child.

Baz - "Shut up you fat shit"

J - "Come say it to my face, Keyboard Warrior"

by JayDrum1991 December 9, 2010