Helen Kellered

intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears

Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!

by Greg Giraldo October 15, 2010

kelli

That way ^. Tall, long haired, Goddess of Hatred, despises penguins, founder of i_hate_hannah.com, whale noise maker. I-pod addicted singer, loves US!!!

'Omg,she's tall, long haired, and hatefull. Thats so Kelli-like'

'lets sin against the Kelli, Goddess of Hatred, and breathe loudly, and say goodnight & goodmorning everyday'

by Homies November 7, 2007

Keller

Adjective. When some when is so useless or incapable of doing anything. The person cant put on their own clothes, or just answer a question to a quiz or test or follow basic instructions. They are like almost retarded without the mental handicap. It does not have to be physical. Someone could be dumb at a subject. Or someone is lacking on a school project. Maybe they are just assholes. This term can be used for almost anything at this point. Just like fuck. Fuck can be used for anything. Keller is the new word that I hear alot of people saying.

Kenny - lily didnt do her work for the project tomorrow.
Kevin - Shes useless.
Kenny - shes so keller

by Au KJTR ftw April 12, 2015

Brittany Kelley

an amazing beautiful girl, who is always there for you through thick & thin. Brittanys are hard to find, so when you find her, don't waste it. She's an amazing cousin, & is usually gay.

I wish I knew a Brittany Kelley.

by qtkaylio October 13, 2011

Hellen Keller

When one ambushes another while asleep by placing there hand between your ass cheeks then farting. Resulting in the victim who is blind, deaf and dump due to there slumber to feel the vibrations and pull there hand to there face and sniffing. One would attempt this to remove one from one's life.

She just laughed when she got the Dutch Oven that hoe got the Hellen Keller, she left my life that second.

by AlurkingCamper May 22, 2016

trinity keller

a proper dirty sket likes to photoshop her photos and hate on her own fan pages and she thinks she’s relevant

person 1: isn’t that trinity keller?

person 2: yeah it is, she’s a proper skank
person 1: didn’t she hate on her own supporters?
person 2: yep she’s a proper cunt

by prettyfitlass123 May 12, 2019

Kelley

Tall, slender, brown hair, brown eyes, dances to the beat of her own drum, intelligent, crazy, stylish, loves horses, can't live without dutch bros, permanent chocolate spilled on her left boob, tells it how it is, stubborn, is a tard and an amazing friend.

kelly kelley

by Three Muska-tards October 9, 2010