Joe Biden

Definition 1: An alien who is so lubricated that he slipped up the stairs and down into hell with Lil Nas X.
Definition 2: Someone who is so lubed that they slid into your daughters bed.
Definition 3: Someone who wants to fuck all little kids and upload the videos to pornhub.com.

My sister got Joe Bidened in the asshole.

by ThatOn3Guy5636 March 27, 2022

Joe Biden

The best president ever. Also a puppet on strings controlled by Obama, thus Obama’s third term.

Joe Biden is the greatest president, 10000000000000000000000000000000000000% better than jfk.

by JadenTheMoose April 9, 2023

Joe Biden

What was the word again?

Joe: I'm Joe Biden and I am running for the United States Senate
Harris: It's President.
Joe: I'm running for United States Senate President
Harris: ...

by ac.tually March 8, 2021

Joe Biden

A terrible president. Trump was better in many respects, one being the fact that the gas prices weren't almost 5 fucking dollars a gallon when he was president because Joe Biden decided to shut down an oil pipeline which fucked us due to Russia invading Ukraine. He's literally turning senile. And yes I know he has a speech impediment and no I don't think he's retarded because of it I just think he does stupid shit.

-Conservative

P1:Joe Biden is the best!
P2:So you like paying for high gas prices and inflated grocery prices?
P1: Well.. no, but I..
P2:Exactly. No buts.

by FrostyBYT September 14, 2022

Joe Biden

A creepy old politician who has no respect for ones personal space, especially females. Know to sneak up on unsuspecting women and young and sniff their hair while holding them by the shoulders to thwart any escape.

That motherfucker just Joe Biden'ed me.

by Drunk Edith November 6, 2020

Joe Biden

Older fellow who specializes in the sniffing of young children (less than 10 years old in most cases), also kisses his granddaughter on the lips.

"Yo bro did you see that dog at the dog park today?", "Yeah bro, he was being a real Joe Biden".

by Brex Hunt January 27, 2021

Joe Biden

His administration recently abandoned civilians in Afghanistan. Is a senile old man that conveniently gets away with sniffing the hair of kids, his old racist takes that would get ANYONE banned off twitter, and who this leftshit biased site loves for obvious reasons.

Want honest opinions of him, go anywhere that isn't a far-left circlejerk, or just look at the most disliked comments on this site

Lefty: Joe Biden is so cool he can rule me anyday

Normie: That old man can't even form a proper sentence

Lefty: REEE!!! *Insert overused "Orange Man Bad" one trick pony that weirdos can never attempt to make Biden look good without here*

by Just blunt September 8, 2021