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throwing jacks

That dirty hooker is so hot, Ima throw jacks thinking about that slut tonight. Or, Fuck I was so horny I threw jacks in my car driving home. Or, I am throwing jacks right now looking at myspace.
by T-Fish May 22, 2006
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Jacksepticeye

A loud Irish youtuber from Athlone, Ireland. Recently hit 15 million subscribers on YouTube and mainly does Let's Plays. His fame grew exponentially after winning a shout-out from PewDiePie. He is friends with Markiplier, CrankGamePlays, PewDiePie, LordMinion777, and more. His current girlfriend is Signe, or Wiishu.
Wow, how do you watch jacksepticeye at top volume? The dude is so loud!!
by Aurjazel Fawkes April 9, 2017
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Mocha Joe Jackson

1. {adjective} - Reffering to being a bad ass mother fucker.
2. {proper noun} - Only the craziest UFC Fighter/savage monster on earth.
syn. savage, robot, crazy, beast
Yo dude, you went Mocha Joe Jackson on his ass.
by brown snoopy April 27, 2008
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Jacksonville Jaguars

One of the best franchise records ever. Will turn this around.
Set a record 62-7 victory over the Dolphins. will turn around the 1-5 start.
by Nick Marino October 22, 2003
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Lumber Jacks

A group of girls that are constantly negative and always cutting everyone else down.
Well we all wanted to stay out drinking but the Lumber Jacks are making us go home.

They are always cutting us down.
by Modeen August 27, 2014
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Jackson Transfer

Similar to the Monroe Transfer in that it involves the transfer of a waste product from the producer to a willing participant. Simply put the Jackson Transfer is when two people stick a tube in their urethras and one of them urinates into the tube passing the urine to the other's urethra. More of a theoretical proposition.
Few people are aware that Andrew Jackson first theorized the Jackson Transfer in his book I Like Getting Urinated On, by Andrew Jackson, co-authored by John Addams.
by GiantSpringWater July 16, 2008
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Jackshaw

An adjective to describe the attribute of chaotic beauty. Used only in sentences describing a person, place, thing, or event that exists or is created haphazardly, dangerously, yet brilliantly in a fashion that works better, looks better, and is generally more successful than anything that meets the standards of society.
Example 1

Person 1: How can we make this backpacking trip as jackshaw as possible?
Person 2: We stop thinking and go.

Person 1: I don't know if we should cross that bridge man, half of the planks are falling off, there are snakes on it, and you have a broken leg. This whole thing situation is pretty jackshaw.
Person 2: Fuck you.

Person 1: I just won a Pulitzer Prize for the novel I wrote about the adventure we survived 10 years ago! Fighting tigers, kissing natives, swinging on vines to escape hungry Howler monkeys, breaking bones and crossing decrepit bridges, I couldn't even make up that adventure if I tried.
Person 2: Cheers. *takes shot of bourbon*

Example 2

Wow, that Urban Dictionary definition is pretty jackshaw, but I kinda like it.
by tyq July 16, 2014
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