Jewish perfume

The Jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a blow job and you fart. A cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your anus and floats around the head of the person fellating you.

Man, Last night I gave this slut I met at the bar a Jewish perfume... Luckily she didn't pass out till AFTER I finished.

by cloud hooker September 11, 2016

jewish mermaid

When some one is acting ungreatful, or like a brat. Can be used in a joking matter.

Person 1: dude Alex was acting like such a Jewish mermaid last night.
Person 2: yea, I know. I can't believe he flipped out on his mom over a sand which!

by Kay Smitty May 29, 2016

Jewish Gas Chamber

The process of putting an oxygen mask on someone and farting inside. So much to the point they suffocate.

Yo he was being a dick so I gave him a Jewish Gas Chamber

by Nick2190 May 13, 2016

Jewish Fisting

When one jew grips a handful of pocket change and proceeds to fist another jew with it.

"Hey Gabriel, how was last night with Isaac? "

"It was all good until he wanted to try Jewish fisting."

by CancerOnSociety September 11, 2016

jewish machine

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.

Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.

by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017

jewish popsicle

When you pull your dick out of a girls asshole and your dick is covered in shit.

Fuck I just gave you a Jewish popsicle there is shit all over my dick.

by Your mom a fag January 20, 2018

jewish locomotive

a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.

Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?

by Ihatecousins69 February 9, 2019