Jared Baird
Jared Baird by norah hehe July 30, 2016
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Jared Kleinman
Jared Kleinman by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018
Jared Kleinman
The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
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Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
Jared Kleinman by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018
jarvital
The feeling you get in any one of your body parts when Donald J. Trump is about to win the Republican nomination, and ultimately, the United States Presidency.
Person 1: "Did you hear Bernie Sanders lost to Hillary Clinton in the primary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"
jarvital by FriendlyJarvialFeelings July 11, 2016
Jared Kleinman
Jared Kleinman by a rare non-offensive username June 29, 2017
Jared Fogle
A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.
Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.
Jared Fogle by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015